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Biden Seeks Agreement with China Similar to Deal with Iran on Timing and Location of Missile Attacks
Biden Seeks Agreement with China Similar to Deal with Iran on Timing and Location of Missile Attacks Washington, D.C. – Fresh off the successful downing of Iranian missiles and drones targeting Israel, Joe Biden says he will seek a similar agreement with China on when, from where, and how many nuclear missiles they’ll be shooting […]
Codes for Nuclear Football Simplified to Help Biden, DoD Reveals
Codes for Nuclear Football Simplified to Help Biden, DoD Reveals A top unnamed Department of Defense (DoD) official says the agency has simplified the process to launch nuclear missiles via the “nuclear football” that is with President Biden at all times. The DoD source says the President had difficulty entering the codes given his frail […]
AOC Seeks to Ban Santa Claus from U.S. Air Space
AOC Seeks to Ban Santa Claus from U.S. Air Space Washington, D.C. (AP) — At a press conference today, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“AOC”) proposed legislation banning Santa Claus from U.S. air space, citing his discriminatory gift-giving practices. Specifically, AOC accuses Mr. Claus of a long history of giving better and more expensive gifts to rich […]
Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Team Up to Give Border Crossers a Soft Landing
President Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Team Up to Give Border Crossers a “Soft Landing” In a surprising show of bipartisan cooperation, the Biden Administration is partnering with arch-conservative and pro-Trump My Pillow President, Mike Lindell, to implement a new and friendlier “Soft Landing” policy at the Southern border. Lindell has agreed to […]
Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term
Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term Washington, D.C. (A.P.) – President Joe Biden, in a major show of confidence, is already planning his vacation agenda for a prospective second term, despite the fact 70 percent of Americans say the country is on the wrong track. While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! […]
Latest PROOFS
Are Christians Hypocrites? Part 5: Gratitude and Humility
The Gift of Salvation Compels Gratitude and Humility As noted earlier, Christ taught that salvation and conversion are gifts that can’t be earned. They are secured only by faith – and faith itself is a gift. (Ephesians 2:8-9) Salvation by faith alone – via a supernatural work of conversion – is so central to Christianity, that […]
Are Christians Hypocrites?, Part 4: What Christians’ Believe is Terrifying!
Are Christians Hypocrites?, Part 4: What Christians’ Believe About Themselves is Terrifying Previously, we posited that Christians, though not righteous in and of themselves, possess the vicarious or imputed righteousness of Christ through faith. Not only are the sins of believers paid for and forgiven, but Christ’s own righteousness is credited to them, thus restoring a […]
Are Christians’ Hypocrites? Part 2: What is Required of Christians?
Are Christians’ Hypocrites, Part 2: What is Required of Christians? (Note: Previously, we discovered that genuine believers never claim to be perfect — indeed, their sinfulness is what draws them to Christ. So, if they don’t or can’t obey God’s laws, what is expected of them?) Make no mistake: Jesus commands moral perfection. He says: […]